“Our language needs endless synonyms for beautiful; the eyes could see what the tongue cannot possibly describe.” ― Anne Rice, Memnoch the Devil Two Skinny Girls | The Museum of Sound
Vol. I 2026

TWO
SKINNY
GIRLS

Some recordings, manuscripts, and artifacts from the eclectic rock and roll of two skinny girls.

Eclectic Rock & Roll — Est. 2024
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[ INSTITUTIONAL_SEAL ] Two Skinny Girls — Inkrealm Archive

"Ain't no wifey music"

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Featured Release May 2026

Obituary

A wild success. To thank the fans and listeners who continue to support this frequency, here is a peek into the present containing visual artifacts and the latest audio tracking sessions from Two Skinny Girls.

"The lyrics are not merely words. They are archaeological strata — each layer revealing another civilization of feeling."
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Obituary Postcard Artifact
[ ARTIFACT ] Obituary Postcard — Redbubble Edition
Exhibition Data
DATE_LOG: 18_MAY_2026
STATUS: NOW_STREAMING
CATALOGUE: TSG-OB-2026
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Manuscript I Obituary EP
CASE I
Broken Vows
Anonymous 8th c. Irish Adaptation — Chords: Am-F-G-C
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A translation of grief across twelve centuries. The speaker addresses a lover who promised gold ships and silk suits — promises as impossible as deciphering the dead.
It was late last night and the dog was speaking of you; even the old snipe was speaking of you in her deep marsh... You promised me, you said a lie to me, that you would be before me where the sheep are flocked; I gave a whistle and I gave three hundred cries to you, and I found nothing there but a bleating lamb. You promised me a thing that was hard for you: a ship of gold under a silver mast, twelve towns with a market in all of them, and a fine white court by the side of the sea. You promised me a thing that is not possible, that you would give me gloves of the skin of a fish; that you would give me shoes of the skin of a bird; and a suit of the dearest silk in Ireland. When I go by myself now to the Well of Loneliness, I sit down and I go through my trouble; when I see the world and do not see my love, that has an amber shade in her hair. ah it was on that Sunday I gave my love to you; that Sunday that is last before Easter Sunday. And myself on my knees reading the Passion; and my two eyes giving love to you forever! My mother said to me not to be talking to you today, or tomorrow, or on Sunday; it was a bad time she her telling me that; it was shutting the door after the house was robbed. ah oh my heart is as black as the blackness of the sloe, or as the black coal that is on the smith’s forge; or as the sole on a shoe left in white halls; it was you that put that darkness over my life! You have taken the east from me; you have taken the west from me; you have taken what is before me and what is behind me; you have taken the moon, you have taken the sun from me; oh my fear is great that you have taken God from me.
CASE II
Travel
Original Composition — April 2026
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A psychosexual road poem through Seoul, Camelot, and the infrared south. Olivia Hussey makes a cameo with velcro bullets in her vest.
i travel lightly bring my vestibule whatever was dollars is now south Korean won silence just can't prayer shawl It doesn't matter at curtain call see it's all volunteers you were meant to see a her so marry the purse string see-men kiss the wedding ring snake-head wing don't curtain guinevere cost my psychosexual secrets can't bite if overheard in a box widespread leather statue silence dildo is unrefined lying orgasm still got enshrined Accent pop-quiz takes your bed bluntly south there's infrared olivia hussey had velcro bullets in her vest saddle or bare-back they say she was the best rider imposing a packhorse by persuading road dirt “carrier,” and the present-day rendered to sell the countryside, Middle class a-rose in a cage specifically, no freedom found her daughter wants to be a witch ah camelot spit seoul saliva lovers stoned in the excalibur i went back to school i got graded an a plus in red - man it looked like blood.
CASE III
The Drowning Machine
Dedicated to Bobby Weir — 1972
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A meditation on legacy and the Grateful Dead. "He left a lot more than he took." Picasso was never born, and the music never stopped.
(hey bobby weir i wrote you a song about this funny old world that;s still comin' along - they say it's turning but sometimes i only feel it burnin') oh we're all wiggin' out cause life's like a leech even maika Monroe was on a crowded beach paparazzi sailor throwing stones out from the sea i had my drowning machine but thru the fog i could not see he left a lot more than he took '72 every time i read the book conjecture expands like hell's blood river empty pocket syndrome was the reported weather i was hoping bobby didn't have to swat any Egyptian mosquitos like when emilee streamlined a swarm with her glow left a lot more than he took it's 1972 every time i read the book west coast? east? far east, all far away magnolia coffee sugar dressed up to play they told me the music died miss American pie then they said the music never stopped so we all got high he left a lot more than he took it's '72 every time i read the book 'you know Picasso was never born' someone said he's painting straw hat jack n stone thrown jill's head he left a lot more than he took '72 every time i read the book circumstance bucket under a dizzy rover tree estimated time of windy rain for you and for me left a lot more than he took '72 every time i read the book he left a lot more than he took '72 every time i read the book
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Manuscript II Obituary EP
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Jealous Husband
Original Composition — April 2026
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A kangaroo carries a child through whispered saliva secrets. The drunk husband blushes when the story is told. A lullaby that refuses to lull.
all right i didn't feel like that i felt like ah i felt like a kangaroo carrying that child of yours in my arms i felt like a kangaroo carrying that child of yours in my arms in my arms i was saying i was saying hush hush hush little thing hush little girl hush little baby don't don't don't cry ah she was she was ah whispering she was whispering saliva secrets i could not translate she was whispering saliva secrets upon my shirt like a drooling chaos she was whispering saliva secrets i could not translate upon my shirt a drooling chaos hush hush hush hush hush little baby babe don't you don't you cry i look away she's now grown up without the tears she prefers the cities to the farm her drunk husband jealous when i tell the story she blushes like love is all still there upon my shoulder ah hush child don't you cry i wanna take her back into my arms all the way back to when i knew i could keep her safe
CASE V
Crushed
Outtake — Unreleased
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She comes in squeezing fate. The planet heart had no spine. A criminal twelve-round fight in nickel and dime.
she comes in squeezing fate im still chained to a mellow childhood house it's the one the horned priestess built for me she filled it up with both lust and restraint oh back then the planet heart had no spine but i live by the sea now but you know my ocean doesn't hit me the salt with self conviction is cut with cocaine clearly lean the dead party could not afford a funeral i loaned them my bribe money kept my junk ticket to somewhere else fleshed out time it flashed midnight i thought it was out of sight yet asked if it was all out of spite she made my nickel love dime like a criminal twelve round fight (growl) she comes in sqeezing fate ah she comes in sqeezing fate she comes ah she comes in all the way sqeezing fate sqeezing fate sqeezing fate oh
Curatorial Note
Written by Two Skinny Girls, edited and recorded by Inky. 4-5 April from February tracks and notes. Donal Og is an anonymous 8th century Irish poem previously translated by Lady Augusta.
All rights reserved — Copyright Ain't No Wifey Music 2026
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Recent Acquisition June 2026

"Sleep In My
Dream Tonight"

Six tracking sessions recorded over one week in June 2026. The working title shifted from "Semen" to "Smoke Throne" as the artifact revealed itself.

"Keira got a unicorn tattoo — gallops into the heart of me — it says ride or die right in your shoes"

Featuring: Emilee, Alivia, Murphy (the cat). Honorable mention to the 1958 A. Dotras Cordoba & The Kaweco Telecaster.

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The 1958 Telecaster
[ VISUAL_LOG ] The 1958 A. Dotras Cordoba & The Kaweco Telecaster
Smoke Throne
[ FILE_NOTE ] "Smoke Throne" — Working Title — 20 June 2026
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Audio Archive Sessions
The Sunrise Cut — 06.22 0:00
The Evening Cut — 06.21 0:00
The Sunday Cut — 06.21 0:00
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Audio Archive Sessions
The Semen Cut — 06.20 0:00
The Seventeen Cut — 06.17 0:00
The Initial Cut — 06.16 0:00
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[ VISUAL_LOG // kristin.tsg.ru_20251014 ] — Default: muted/looping
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Moving Image 14 Oct 2025

Kristin

A visual composition from the Russian sessions. Recorded in October 2025, this moving image captures a parallel frequency of the Two Skinny Girls archive.

"The video operates as a silent companion — ambient, looping, and permanently muted, like a painting that breathes."
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[ VISUAL_LOG // sky_MERGE: keira_20260621.mp4 ] — Default: muted/looping
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Moving Image 21 June 2026

Sky Merge

A visual composition accompanying the Smoke Throne sessions. Recorded during the June solstice period, this moving image captures the atmospheric conditions under which the tracks were laid down.

"I was wishing heaven's rain fell — I shoved the ashes away in dissent — I drew water from Keira's well"
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Lyrics Vault Classified
Hollywoodland
Recorded July 2024 — A-G-E / Asus2-Asus4-Asus-Esus
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(two skinny girls ain't no wifey music) little girl in your homemade dress kicking through the more or less did they really make you confess tearing up what's already been torn shadows in a slow flicker slide by no one looks up yet stars still shine wine pours from their wounds high saying remember when you were mine little girl in your big city stress The night's a neon guess every morning it's a mess as the sunlight resets reborn shadows in a slow flicker slide by no one looks up yet the stars still shine wine pours from their wounds high saying remember when you were mine little girl with your little boy Chinese take out noodle soy the waiter flirts like a windup toy fortune cookie blows its horn shadows in slow flicker slide by no one looks up yet stars still shy whine pours from their wounds high saying remember when you were my... shadows in a slow flicker slide by no one looks up yet the stars still shine wine pours from their wounds high saying remember when you were mine remember when you were mine remember when you were mine remember when you were mine remember remember when you were mine remember when you were you were you were mine
VERSE: A major — G — E // CHORUS: Asus2 — Asus4 — Asus — Esus
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Lyrics Vault Classified
The Initial Cut
06.16.2026 — k616h.mp3
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keira she took to shark tooth tattoos some so sharp they kitchen cut me she took to an endless road vroom muse so far away it even van worried me. sleep in my dream tonight now her child nights before danced away while all the fairy goodness sunsets they sighed, while manatees read her tales in style new lamp flies like a candle lit up high sleep in my dream tonight [ instrumental ] she walks divine with a revenge mermaid thigh talks light as a lepidoteron posh thrift like crimson blues said... rising infinity from angel smoke throne... sleep in my dream tonight she owns the whole dream in pink... silver murphy cat purrs at ghost tree... pouring the meek red central dawn wink skeleton's skull illuminated hazel eye sleep in my dream tonight 'whoa oh i should have known better', antique beatles ejaculated. yeah yeah two left. your song like a seed even alone, keira -three chords one riff impregnated. sleep in my dream tonight 'so oh i shouldve realized a lot of things before, magick fab four once upon a time related pixies' alchemy aha it bites the air just like sugar just like sugar white granulated. sleep in my dream tonight sleep in my dream tonight sleep in my dream tonight
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Lyrics Vault Classified
The Semen Cut
06.20.2026 — semen3.mp3
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keira got a unicorn tattoo gallops into the heart of me it says ride or die right in your shoes it's a glidin' magic it moves gently. sleep in my dream tonight keira's got a coffee shop trinket (a)isle where goodly fairy sunset smiled stars and moonlight meanwhile the music got me high. sleep in my dream tonight revenge city pretty mermaid graduated gossip lepidopteron thrift posh like an outlet seyd angel smoke rose up like a throne. sleep in my dream tonight i see alivia in a pink skeleton murphy purrs at emilee my guitar dances all alone (il)'luminated by your hazel eye. sleep in my dream tonight "whoa oh i should have known better" antique beatles' ejaculated two left your song like a seed sown keira three chords one riff dedicated. sleep in my dream tonight "so oh i should've realized a lot of things before" yellow submarine fab four they stated alchemy pop spiked the air she made a collage while i masturbated. sleep in my dream tonight
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Lyrics Vault Classified
The Sunday Cut
06.21.2026 — keira sunday2.mp3
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i'm thinking about keira's ink there's multiple chemicals outdoors honey we are staying in until the right rain itself pours sleep in my dream tonight smoke slid Straightaway twas requested Hades in please a simple fruit on the continue Heaven jested speeding soul online generation stays put sleep in my dream tonight pink my yellow windows force, eye me balance on the beam celestial truth-speaking of curse Fate itself bounds glidin' in that steam sleep in my dream tonight closer where purrs murphy tonight's room could her born lips hold my kiss now the stars are doomed in cement shoes battalion talkies come to sight miss sleep in my dream tonight left your self-knowledge, you're double sisters hours angel in a minute see like my second heart's fur emilee & alivia can you stand to sit by me sleep, sleep in my dream tonight withering a city a country cheat into hazy additional suburb fire was hurricane sauce upon a meat closed in a blocked scorn i lit my herb sleep in my dream tonight smiled shut your rent so sea got air with a leading salt gossip veiling bent tit dances angels' weather each daughter growing brighter at my sip sleep in my dream tonight [ bridge ] keira, sleep in my dream tonight
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Lyrics Vault Classified
The Evening Cut
06.21.2026 — keira evening2.mp3
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sleep in my dream tonight sleep in my dream tonight love is come heroey / down your bending David star enthusiasm moth curb Beauty light ford that random battery thrift rid sleep in my dream tonight sleep in my dream tonight [ bridge ] abyss sands universe all tomb make both your revenge courageous. dying come the California eyes take Emilee bottled when i sang aunt blues sleep in my dream tonight sleep in my dream tonight mock consequence and false heavens block open the dog; Rhythm the murphy cat, shock the octopus liquid roof possessions you know all where there is no yoga mat sleep in my dream tonight sleep in my dream tonight flame dazzled scatter deep wine follows dead, a ghost is Pouring that meek dawn Alivia's pink skeleton with mine (when) i was illuminations' ring sleep in my dream tonight
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Lyrics Vault Classified
The Sunrise Cut
06.22.2026 — keira's country 622202026.mp3
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it was a hotter than hell sunrise i shaved a cigarette tight i looked into keira's eyes i saw her wanderlust's appetite sleep in my dream tonight it was a ringing bell's caress thoughts buzzed in a scrolling curve keira had a new bracelet to possess a barista with a perfect serve sleep in my dream tonight i was wishing heaven's rain fell i shoved the ashes away in dissent i drew water from keira's well i saw my thirst vanish i don't know where it went sleep in my dream tonight [ wobble key bridge ] sleep in my dream tonight
The Seventeen Cut
06.17.2026 — keira seventeen mid.mp3
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keira she took to shark tooth tattoos some so sharp the kitchen it cut me she took to an endless road ram muse so far away their wheels worried me. sleep in my dream tonight now her nights all dance away while fairy goodness sunsets sigh, manatees read her tales in style that new lamp flies like a candle lit up high. sleep in my dream tonight [ instrumental ] walks divine with a revenge mermaid thigh talks light like a lepidoteron posh thrift like crimson the blues said... rising infinity from angel smoke throne... sleep in my dream tonight she owns the whole dream in pink, silver murphy cat purrs at the ghost sky pouring the meek red central dawn wink skeleton's skull illuminated her hazel eye sleep in my dream tonight 'whoa oh i should have known better' ancient beatles ejaculated. two left. your song like a seed alone, keira -three chords one riff impregnated. sleep in my dream tonight 'so oh i shouldve realized a lot of things before' magick fab four once related their pixies' alchemy still bites the air just like just like sugar granulated. sleep in my dream tonight [ solo ] sleep in my dream tonight

[ VAULT_STATUS: OPEN ] // New lyric entries can be appended.
Format: .lyric-case blocks with header + body structure.

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Recent Acquisition Archive

Visuals &
Uniforms

Visual branding, merchandise models, and graphic components of the Two Skinny Girls archive.

"A brand is not merely marketing. It is a visual artifact — a screen-printed fragment of our collective imagination."
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Catalog Gallery
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Chronology Discography
2024
The Foundation
Two Skinny Girls emerge with Hollywoodland — recorded July 2024, chords scribbled on napkins, the first transmission.
2025
The Artemis Mission
The NASA boarding pass era. Eclectic rock and roll reaches for the moon. Tracks: Decca Mercury, Armageddon, Orgasm.
decca mercury 3:45
armaggedon 4:20
orgasm 3:15
May 2026
The Obituary EP
Five tracks recorded across two days in April. Broken Vows adapts an 8th century Irish poem. The Drowning Machine tips its hat to Bobby Weir.
June 2026
The Smoke Throne Sessions
Six tracking sessions in one week. Keira, Emilee, Alivia, and Murphy the cat. Working title: "Semen." Final title: still settling.
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Routes Geography
HOLLYWOODLAND APPLE MUSIC
CORDOBA, SPAIN THE TELECASTER
8TH C. IRELAND BROKEN VOWS
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA TRAVEL
1972 GRATEFUL DEAD THE DROWNING MACHINE
KEIRA'S DREAM SMOKE THRONE
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Closing 2026

Thank You

To Emilee, Keira, and Alivia. Obviously, especially, specifically: Keira. Honorable mention to Murphy.

This exhibition represents a fraction of the archive. New artifacts are catalogued daily.

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Keira Cover
[ COVER_ART ] Keira // Two Skinny Girls // 2026

TWO SKINNY GIRLS
ECLECTIC ROCK AND ROLL

© 2026 INKY / TWO SKINNY GIRLS
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
AIN'T NO WIFEY MUSIC

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